and...part 3

Safire...

Here we go...

Men and Cars

They both depreciate as soon as you get them
They both whine when they can't start
They both stall when they don't have enough gas
You have to put both of them in gear to get them started
You have to fill them both to get anything out of them
Once you get them on the road, neither of them performs the way you expect them to

Rob...

Q: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
And, why are handguns better than women?
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me lookfat?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after youuse it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.