Rob & Safire: part 2...the saga continues
Rob...
OK, OK...I know this is off-topic, but I had to add one to the previous discussion of "Men vs. Women" we had here.
Airplanes vs Women
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.
Airplanes don't get mad if you 'touch and go'.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's a bad thing.
Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time
Safire...
We ain't but four days into the new year and Rob's starting shit already? You know I'm coming back at you, just give me a minute.
Rob...
Safire, the XO on my last sub had a saying..."don't sing it...BRING IT!"
I READ a challenge...Safire, ball's in your court!!!(TBU Soon)
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oh shit...pass me the popcorn, nahmix.
I like it.. Pretty cool..
Here we go...
Men and Cars
They both depreciate as soon as you get them
They both whine when they can’t start
They both stall when they don’t have enough gas
You have to put both of them in gear to get them started
You have to fill them both to get anything out of them
Once you get them on the road, neither of them performs the way you expect them to
Q: What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
And, why are handguns better than women?
#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.
#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.
#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.
#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.
#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"
#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.
:)
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